"Paper Bag" By. Fiona Apple
Once again, someone else has something that I want! Its ONLY Monday and I'm ALREADY getting screwed this week!
So, get into this, I met this HOTT guy on the subway, on Friday, on my way home from downtown. We exchanged glances, and I noticed the gear he had with him...Photography gear. I thought it was kinda cool he was into Photography, so I started a conversation with him about his hobby, when we got off at our stop. Oh yeah, before all this, I first noticed that he was a fellow Gay.
Anyhow, we talked for second and exchanged numbers before we got on our separate buses(more like I asked for his number, and he gave it up). As it turns out, he's actually a fashion photographer, and its been his passion for about 3-years, and also he's in college studying his passion . So, lets call him "Nikon".
Nikon and I texted a little on Friday-just small-talk ish, and over the weekend. Since he had shoots all weekend, there wasn't really any chance of talking much less getting to meet up.
That being said, we had THIS nice little text-chat tonight, before I went to work:
Me: "Yo! Wassup?"
Nikon: "Workin Out"
Me: "Awww. How was ur day?"
Nikon: "A lil slow."
Me: "What r u doin this weekend?"
Nikon: "Shooting as always."
Me: "Well, if ur done early enough on saturday and if I dont have 2 work, I was wondering if you wanted 2 go out."
Nikon: "Out? Out where?"
Me: "I dunno...its only monday! LOL! Get something to eat, hangout, etc..."
Nikon: "Like a date?"
Me: "Yes...like a date or whatever."
Nikon: "Lol...Thanks but I'm engaged...I shouldnt be goin on dates."
Side Bar: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Me: "Really? 4 how long?"
Nikon: "Not very long..."
Nikon: "I'm kiddin but I am with some 1."
And, there you go. Someone with all the qualities that I look for in a man, including the fact that he's gay, happens to be someone else's property. It would much easier if I could say he led me on...But, he didn't. I knew it was only a matter of time before the Universe found a way to screw me once again. But, it is what it is...I'll never have a boyfriend or a healthy relationship...And that's fine. By the time I'm older (40-ish), gays will be getting married all over the place...And, I'll have my career, my cats, and my ice-cream. Assuming that I don't become desperate enough to throw my "standards" out the window and start hopping on everything, with two legs and a dick, that gives me the slightest attention.
It is what it is...
By the way, there should be some kind of "ID" system for the Gays. Like a bracelet or a ring or something, that's color-coded, in order to figure out if someone is either Single or Taken or in an Open Relationship or whatever-the-fuck. Just a damn thought!!!
;-)
8 comments:
I wish you were next to me, so I could slap some sense into you!
How the heck does he have everything you want? You only knew him for three days!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GAGS*
I would've got that phagg right together for that one. But move on ahead there's still a plethora of cack in the world
don't even listen to queer kid... lol hatin' ass. He was too busy for u anyway. You needed somebody that could devote al their time to you... You'll find him and he won't be in the form of a cat or ice cream
Bendito...... That sucks pa. Tho i dunno if i was with someone if i would have gave the number out in the first place, feel me? But yeah i feel you on the color-coded ring thing. That would sure as hell help out alot lmao.But I'm sure you'll fine someone who's right for you and who will appreciate you as much as you them. Trust me i used to think the same way. You'll bump into him when it's time.
Awww Young Roc,
Young Roc, my child I've been down this road before and I even wrote a blog post about it.
Remember this, my blog post entitled "Maybe It's Just Me":
http://abenjaminirby.typepad.com/adams_blog_abenjaminirbyc/2007/12/maybe-its-just.html
At least you took it much better than I did. I went off on a cuss-filled tirade wondering why the bastards would even give me their number and flirt and talk to me knowing good and dayum well that they're involved... Yeah, I been there.
Another testament to the fact that men are retarded and as men who are attracted to men we must deal with their "retardicitites" until the day our loins stop burning for them.
Definitely check out that blog post to get a little more clarity on this situation. I think you'll enjoy it.
-Adam Benjamin Irby
http://adamsweblog.com
I can sorta side with queer kid but I can side with j at the same time.
Don't be so pressed to find someone... On that other Id note, Thats a cool idea but they could use that against you. You know there are man stealers out there!
Why he takin numbers and he is not single? something fishy about him anyway, keep it moving!!
Poor thing. That's so fucked up. But, that's the way the cookie crumbles, sometimes. Your Mr. Right will come. D.E.A.D. @ you nick naming him after a camera because ofd his profession. LOL!
Hilarious about you, your cats, and ice cream comment. I hear ya.. this is a rough life we live just be strong..
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