Friday, January 11, 2008

Constricting My Raging Boa...

I've had it! Enough is enough is enough is enough! I'm making the
switch!

Allow me to direct your attention to something that needs directing
to...Controlling those damned "Boners", "Hard-on's", or whatever-the-fuck
kind of vernacular you like to use for your Erections, that just pop-up
at the MOST awkward and unneeded times. Like, when your at work (ugh!),
in class, on public transportation, at the club, etc...We all have
stories (LMAO). Ugh! And, don't you just hate when your wearing jeans,
and have to try to stand up and walk with that thing (if you point str8
out, that is)? And, don't even get me started on basket-ball/hoop/gym
shorts! Or khakis!

Anyway, I'm putting an end to this "pressing" "protruding" "hard" little
quark. This weekend, I'm doing an overhaul...On my drawz! I have mostly
Boxers, with a couple pairs of Boxer-Briefs in the mix. But, now, I'm
making the switch to ONLY snug-fitting Boxer-Briefs (awww the nutz are
gonna be so comfy & happy, LOL). Just gotta find the right "Big-Box" or
Department store where I can get drawz that are not only cute, yet say:
"manly & suave" (LOL).

;-)

11 comments:

antneya said...

LMAO...Try in the middle of a presentation and your nosey ass co-worker mentions it to you after the meeting and it becomes the talk of the office for that week...lol

Nice blog by the way!

Anonymous said...

out of control ok? lmao... I don't know if there's an h&m in ur area, but they have amazing boxer briefs....

Joey Bahamas said...

LOL...so funny! Did a specific incident spawn this post??

Omar Ramon said...

hey , it happens...i usually have my laptop bad or something when i'm out and about, so that serves to hide it. *shrug...trust me it is not the undies that will solve the problem. Betta get ya mind out of the gutter! lol.

RocaFella07 said...
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RocaFella07 said...

LOL!! Omar, your only 97.5% correct!! I can't help if my mind just...wanders!

;-)

DeAndré said...

Yah give H&M a shot, though I'm beginning to tire of them. There has to be someplace else!

Axe_Scorpio said...

U on ya own wit dat one. I cant fuck wit boxer briefs. My nutz gotta hang. LOL. Only boxers 4 me. My dick needs 2 be free.

Mr. Jones said...

I switched to boxer briefs years ago and love them. I still wear an occasional boxer for nostalgia's sake.

ShawnQt said...

great now I got thoughts of a snake raging around in my pants!

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Hmmmmmmmmm... I'm thinking more about the snake in his pants actually...LMAO.

Ummmm boxer briefs for me all the way. Too many sexy ass katz in NYC for boxers! LoL.

~Damnit!